shit I say when ... eating with my friends

I was hanging out with my friends and we decided to eat somewhere ...

After we finished,

Friend: Why you no finished your meal.

Me : It's cause I usually left some for my dog to eat back at home. I guessed it become a habit.

Friend: ...

Me : *silence* (S**T ! Did I just compare my friend to a dog)

I want THIS !!!!

Via mangareader.net

I don't know what the ad is talking about but I know this 'Dream Stretcher!!' is a device used to add a few cm (or inches for those in USA) by stretching your body... I know, of course this thing is weird but it's Japan so what do you expect.

I've bought a freaking fake perfume ! ! !

I guess you guys know that I'm a perfume freak and willing to spends hundreds of ringgits on perfume alone.

Of course this hobby came with a risk and one of them is ending up buying fake perfume. How do I know my perfume is fake? Well:-

• The package looked like it has been lazily copied, especially the bar code which is printed using low quality ink.
• The perfume smell like vinegar after a while
• The smell lasts like 30 minutes and disappeared and it has no projection at all, it means nobody near me can smell it, which is not supposed to happen because perfume should make me more attractive.

The thing that pissed me off is that I've paid the same price as the genuine one... So all fragrance fans out there only buy your perfume at trusted dealer, I think Parkson, Metrojaya and Sasa should be fine...

P/S: Planning to buy new bottle, CH 212 Sexy Men or ck one Shock for men..