This Week In Gossip Geek History (Week 1, Nov 2009)

- UNIMAS Exam Week Begin, no more free time on weekends !!!
 -Ezral changed his name to Biskut Mentega Kacang @ Facebook
-UNIMAS' Kolej Sakura got new rules @ Kolej Sakura 
-Motorbike accident after English exams !!! Everyone's fine...
-Leighton Meester graced in a photoshoot
-Katy Perry perform Halo and Poker Face at EMA 2009
 
-Drama during Biochemistry exam . . .
-PatsyTheMenace told you to butt out ! @ PatsyTheMenace 
-FRST Sago project is covered in Utusan Sarawak @ UNIMAS

Hair Gozzipz : Gomez's Shoulderz Lengthz Stylez

I like to read the title again and again... twistingzz...

Well, everyone knows who Selena Gomez is, she's recently voted as teenager with best influence by a foreign magazine and she's definitely not related to Kristin Gomez.

And recently Selena's hairstyles have influence Kristin to do the same hairstyle...

Talk about seasonal influenzing... :-)

Top Model In Action !

Here's Cornie (YNTM) and Hannah (ANTM) striking a pose, FYI both were nineteen when this picture is taken. Both of them were eliminated early in the competition....

Only one of them is in a real reality show... :-) LOLO

The Family Guys

Here's Ezral and Peter (Family Guy). Both of them are people whom life revolved around their families, means family is very important to them.

At least one of them isn't dim-wited ... :-)

HOSTEL IS A PAIN IN THE ASS

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no... not the crap movie by eli roth, i'm talking bout the hostel that the students are staying in kay.

so the semester's gonna end soon, so the hostel committee is doing the registration and checking who's in and who's out.

i am definitely swimming in a hot soup right now cause i only have like 3 stamps

stamps - a.k.a. cop kolej which are required to be collected to make sure you can still stay in the college

i have to admit that i'm not an active resident but hopefully they will give me another chance this semester or else i'm gonna live somewhere i don't like.

okay so here's a story about the most controversial college ever

last semester they only want smart ass people in their college and this semester they have set new rules, lucky me i will never going to be in that college, the rules is super strict and they have no wi-fi... not to mention the table can only fit like your notebook alone... it's like living in a capsule hotel or something.

they have this system where every wrongdoings have to be fined with some fee. well, everyone is complaining...

anyway wishing everyone good luck for their exam.

next semester people from the east wing will migrate here so "welcome!". finally they can experience living in a house with real bathroom...

i know it's recession time but find a better way to make money will ya.

"You Can Smell The Food From Your Seat !!!"

when i was an innocent child my mind hasn't been raped by the harsh reality of world... I always imagine about anything. One thing i remembered is that I want to fly to the sky and sit on the cloud and eat it - hopefully it taste like a cotton candy. Now I know that the cloud is just made out of frozen H20.

One time I told my mum that I hope it can rain candies or jelly beans or something cause she won't buy me those kinda stuff.

Then, in 2009 I stumble upon a trailer of a new movie. Where raining foods are made possible - that's when I fall in love with 'Cloudy, With a Chance of Meatballs'. It's loosely based on a children book with the same title but I never read the book, so...

I was very excited when I see the movie hoping to see it in 3D but my friend was like 'Hey, see if it's any good first", cause he was mad that I refuse to watch Pandorum.

The movie is about a guy named Flint Lockwood who was obsessed with invention, he lives in a town called Swallow Falls. The town depends on sardines as their main economy resource but when the sardine company's closed the town started to fall leaving overflow of sardines which pushed its residence to eat sardine and nothing but sardine.

Then, Flint decided to create a machine called FLDSMDFR which stands for 'Flint Lockwood Diatonic Super Mutating Dynamic Food Replicator'... which supposed to end the sardine-famine that's been happening at the town.

Anna Faris (Scary Movie 1-4) is in the movie too... she played the voice of Sam Sparks a weather girl who was reporting at Swallow Falls. Then, she become Flint's love interest.

When the machine started to make food rains, sardines are no longer their staple. Flint's father is a sample of typical egoistic dad who uses metaphores to give advice to their son. I mean they love you but they don't want to show it directly. Flint's relationship with his dad hasn't been going on well due to his dad disapproval of his interest in inventing stuff - cause Flint tend to fail.

The plot kicks in when the machine started to mutate causing the food it produce to became mutant food like kung-fu roasted chicken for example.

So it was Flint's responsibility to fix this with the help of his friend. So what's gonna be next. Go watch this. I can guarantee you'll be hungry for food after you watch this. Going to Hartz Chicken !!!

3 1/2 out of 5

NEEDY KILLED JENNIFER'S BODY

[WARNING: SPOILER ALERT] Please discontinue reading the post if you don't want me to spoil the plot for you...

The story started with a girl named Needy (Amanda Seyfried) who was put into an asylum for a reason which will be told later in the movie... The story takes place in a small town called Hell's Kettle

Hey, I'm 'Needy' not 'Nerdy '

Needy is of course as everyone knows is Jennifer's BFF (Megan Fox), so she developed a lesbi-gay (oh... I like this words) relationship with Jen which of course is not wrong in our society, if two girls holding hands it's ok but if two guys did... well I don't wanna go there.

Needy is a cocky and less pretty teenage girl and people doesn't seem to understand how she can become Jennifer's buddy, well obviously if I'm short I'll be around shorter people then I can look taller, I guess it's the same case for Jennifer...

Jennifer: I'm hot *giggles*

Needy: Pffff

Then one night the girls went to a small gig by a small indie band with a 'Brandon Flowers wannabe' singer named Nikolai (Adrien Brody)

The stupid band is called 'Low Shoulder'... if the lead singer is smarter Jennifer won't have to be evil... so this band came to the small town with an intention to find a virgin to sacrifice her to the devil in order for them to get popularity, hey we did this too in Malaysia, it's called susuk...

okay so out of all the places they choose a bar to get a virgin, I mean, c'mon VIRGIN IN A BAR!!! that's so stupid, I don't recall any virgin who choose to hang out in the bar, why don't they find it somewhere else - church perhaps? Wait! I remember the singer worshiped Satan so he could be avoiding religious place for that reason...

Stupidity no.2... seriously if I was looking at Jennifer I will definitely scratch her out of my 'VIRGIN' list...

'Do I looked like I'm virgin?'

 Then, the bar caught on fire, the band took that chance to kidnapped Jennifer in their 'Scooby Doo Mysteries Van'. Needy decided to go home. Then one night, she was visited by Jennifer who was covered in blood and she's hungry. Needy was scared but not cos of Jen but she's terrified when Jen eats her mom's $20 turkey...

"Hey my mum bought that in the supermarket !" she screamed.

"Oh yeah you want it back", said Jennifer. Then she puke a huge amount of pricky substance that looked like oil spill. She left Needy...

After that incident, killing of high school boy started and the stupid band, Low Shoulder is now geting more popular... Needy were suspicious so she decided to do some research, luckily her school library has a 'demon's section' so she doesn't have to search in wikipedia.

ROARRR !!!

she find out that Jennifer becomes evil because she was a fake sacrifice, the band is not smart enough to verify's Jennifer and assumed that she's a virgin. When they killed jennifer, she's not dead but she turned as flesh-eating evil girl.

so, more killing happened. needy was confused but jennifer confessed to her about it and decided to share a lesbi-gay kiss with her, thanks to lembaga pelapisan filem negara, that scene is cut (DAMN!)


at the prom nite, hungry jennifer decided to eat Chip which is needy's boyfriend, by the time Needy was there Chip is already weakened. Needy was nearly eaten by Jennifer but was saved by Chip who died later.

In her prom dress, needy was determined to seek revenge, she planned to kill Jennifer.

Then Needy find Jennifer who was weakened in her room and killed her, I thought the catfight would lasts longer, but it only took Needy 5 minutes to killed Jennifer, then Needy was caught and she was send to the Juvenile.

Bitten by jennifer, needy inherits jeniffer's power and she used it to seek revenge, she went to visit the band who was responsible for destroying needy's perfect high school life.

[the end]

wait, don't go out of the cinema yet, the killings happened during the credits...