Friday, February 26, 2010

lady gaga pokes fun at rumors

i thought i should post about famous (real, famous) people once in a while...

everyone knows lady gaga right? there's been a rumor spread about her being a hermaphrodite (appropriate term for a lady who has dick or a men who has vajay)

in her recent magazine cover shoot, lady gaga pokes fun at the rumor by posing topless (to show she is a real lady) and also sporting a ridiculously inappropriate bulge in her pants.

pictures of the mag is below, i censored the top because i thought it was too NSFW and the bulge is indicated with a red circle. LOLO

Thursday, February 25, 2010

5 Lame Attitudes That Makes You Refused To Bring The Person Out With You

So you're planning to go out on the weekends, partying is just to common so you decided to go to an island but you don't have anyone to bring with you.

Your girlfriend/boyfriend were up with their own plan and you don't want to make them think that you don't have your own life, then you told yourself, 'guess, i have to invite my friends then'.


unfortunately, you have like a thousands friends and your car can only squeezed in four more people - maximum. so you decided to thinned down the competition and choose the awesome four.

i'm not going to tell you how to choose the most awesome buddy to bring with you but instead, i'm going to guide you on people you should avoid bringing along.

it's pretty tough at first but once you started to see these five attitudes in that person,you know it's time to cross their names on your list.

#1 The Restless Complaint Machine

It's hot and your car air-cond doesn't work well, and these person started to complained and became restless through the whole journey making other feel uncomfortable as well.

This type of behavior will not only cause you to become stressed but also make other people concerned.

This video shows exactly what I mean ...



#2 The Choosy Eww-ed Face

It's in the middle of nowhere and the only restaurant you can find is a worn out stall.

Not confident about the food you decided to buy the water bottles and suddenly the person told you that he/she doesn't want to drink the bottled water because he/she was afraid of getting poisoned or something
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You decide to drink the water from the bottle to prove nothing was wrong, unfortunately the person decided to be a choosy brat and give you an 'eww face'.

"example of an eww face"

#3 The Person Who Needs Some Serious Red Bull Prescription

Above is a Red Bull drink, as we all know it's an energy drink, so #3 is a type of person who can't walk around over a period of time.

This can be apply to girls who often stereotyped as a weak creature compared to man but yet they are able to go around browsing the whole shopping mall without showing any sign of exhaustion.

Surely you don't want to bring along people who needs to take a seat once every 10 minutes.

#4 The Silent One

By silent, I meant the absolutely silent one where they only speak when you asked them something. First of all they contribute almost nothing to the trip (unless they have some skill which is relevant to your trip, but surely you don't want to bring this kinda person to a weekly karaoke session) and most of the time they are boring.

"who knows what's going on in their mind?"

#5 The Risk Avoider

You already have something you want to do in mind - unfortunately you have to cancelled it because these person refused to do anything you're planning to do.

For example, refusing to eat sushi because he/she is scared that some shit will cause him/her some stomach upset.

Or refusing to go to the Fun Fair (Amusement park for those who're not familiar with the word fun fair) because he/she was afraid some Final Destination movie thing will happened.

One advise if you meet these kinda people - ditch 'em.

"Holy S#$5@ !!!"

Besides that 5 attitude, I have more attitude for you to look at for example The Racist Comedian, The Sarcastic and lotsa more... BTW think before you bring anyone...

Credits: I don't owned credits for the picture I used, so please contact me if you suspect some copyright infringement or anything

Public Display of Affection goes Online !!!

In my last post I was talking about the problem with public display of affection (PDA). This is a continuation of that post but now we're talking about online PDA.

with the emergence of social networking like twitter, facebook and myspace (can't believe people still hooked on myspace) people are now allowed to PDA-ed online. Of course this behavior is intended to show the public how much in love these lovebirds are.

so how does online PDA work?

the most common things these people do is posting their love and affection in their updates or shoutout.. in hopes that people will notice and give feedback... LAME...

another method is to upload their oh-so-lovey-dovey photo and tagged everyone in it... (this works in facebook most of the time)

"somewhere between michelle and barack... I exist..."

that two was the most common method that i ever encountered, so if you have any suggestion don't forget to hit that comment button...

nancy welcomes michelle chin....

before this we posted about nancy's wedding and after that we posted about her pregnancy, time goes by and here's the picture of her baby taken from Zare's facebook. credit goes to her and nancy of course...

say hi to michelle chin a.k.a. nancy didit's daughter... CONGRATULATIONS !!!

Sunday, February 21, 2010

now i know why purple is a no-no for plus sized people

i like to observed what people wear and i found it as an interesting sort of hobby... i'm not trying to be a fashion critic or anything because i admit that my personal style can sometime be trashy and will definitely get fine from the inspector of fashion department...

through my observation i felt something awkward when i see plus-sized people wear purple - especially dark purple. it kinda remind me of something that is not good.

something inside me told me that these people shouldn't wear purple, but i don't know why...

but now i finally found the answer thanks to my friend's keen observation.

one day i asked my friend " what is something that's big and purple"

she briefly answered " Barney, the dinosaur"

and suddenly my bulb lighten ! yes that's it !!! that's what makes it awkward all these time. they were reminding me of Barney...

"We all love Barney, right?"

and then i realized, it wasn't barney alone, there were lots of purple thing out there which reminds me of why size 12++ people should avoid purple...

the purple dude from mcdonald

say eh-oh to this fella

anyway who are me to judge what those people should wear... so just wear what you want to wear as long as you're confident. before i'm making plus-sized people more upset here's a motivation for you...

whatever size you are, just wear anything you're comfortable in

whenever you thought that you're wearing some weird piece of trash just remember this lady...
that's what i called the avatar effect!

Thursday, February 18, 2010

... and it's raining in Kuching, still raining


looks like the weather won't be any sunnier anytime soon in Kuching...

I don't know why but i just liked the weather in Kuching right now, although most people hate it, I somehow loved it. 
Arggghhh... when will this rain stopped, my shoes are all muddy and wet. I spend most of my time walking whenever I go to class but since the rainy season started I have to take bus which means I have to wake up earlier.


On the contrary, looks like other places in Malaysia including the West and Sabah received less rain and more heat.. Sabah have 3 weeks of no rain while in the west of Malaysia drought is going on.

I'm not a pro in geography but isn't it weird when only Kuching recieved lots of rain. Please send some rain to the other places, they really needed them.

Hopefully heaven have internet access...

Monday, February 15, 2010

Why does some people doesn't celebrate Valentine's Day ?

This post is not intended to offend any people, I just want to tell you guys my opinion about anti valentines day attitude among some people.

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