Monday, September 13, 2010

Backin Up ! Backin Up !

I know this is old news but I just wanna share this with u guys...

When I'm telling something to others I like to give the story a little twist, exaggerate it, add something, with my voice, my facial expression and some body language and I thought I was good at it until I saw this lady, is it the coffee or what, I don't know...

This incident happened in Kansas City, where two robbers enter a Shell Station and try to rob it, and they are ordering the peop... wait, you can hear the rest of the story from this lady...



yes... yes... yes... I know she's a drama queen.

And just like Antoine Dodson, this lady get auto tuned by The Gregory Brothers.



this song is in Billboard Hot 100 chart...

They ruined Nescafe 3 - in - 1 ! ! !

What ! What ! What !

They ruined my favorite beverage, the nasty corporation ... they just have to ruined everything isn't it ! First it's maggi ! Now, nescafe !!! Soon they're gonna ruined MILO !!! Stop them !!!


 "Nescafe and me is like Bella and Edward ... inseparable"

What am I talking about? Have you guys tasted the new and supposedly "improved" Nescafe 3 - in 1? I did and it's bad, what happened to the good 'ol one?

Basically in an attempt to Starbucks-ed the drinks they made the nescafe looked more expensive by putting on some little bubble at the surface and it sucks ! I don't even know the purpose of the little nasty bubbles, maybe they're supposed to give you some tingly tickle when you touch em with your lips and it supposed to give you some 'coffergasm' or something...

They should be focusing on the taste of the coffee not the appearance, and it taste like detergent too (I wonder what chemical is added to make all those bubbles... *wonder*)

If y'all don't believe me here's a picture as a proof that the new nescafe is NAAASTTTYYY...

pictures after the jump... [WARNING... NSFW picture]

Friday, September 10, 2010

ANTM is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccckkkkkkkkkkk!!!!

Like a crazy fan I would like to announce that ANTM (America's Next Top Model mind you...) is baaaccckkkk, holla!


I just watched the first episode and everything's going to be fierce this season... and I already got someone in my mind that I like... and some other that I don't want to see making it on top...

So, if you're not in USA, check YouTube and search for the latest episode of ANTM...


Image: CW Network

If my life was a TV show...

like other fame whore i always wished i can have like a TV show, my life is not as interesting as we all see in TV but there are few moments in my life that i thought are reality show worth moment... of course drama doesn't happened on daily basis around me but if there are any TV network want to give me a chance to have my own TV show or made a show inspired by my life here's what I'm going to pitch to them...


  • My 5 years in boarding school...
When I was 13 I was sent to a boarding school far away from my home (200 km is far away, in my standard)... there I learn a lot about life and being independent, I transformed myself with the help of 3 other friends... the show will involve lots of interesting thing like the bully issue (yes, lots of bullies in boarding school), but this show will wrapped up after 5 season because after high school we're going on our separate ways...

this show sounds like...


"oh yeah, sex & the city... bad idea..."

screw it... : - P

where are the gossips ???

as y'all loyal reader know, i haven't been updatin my blog for a few weeks (or months) already, i have lots of materials but unfortunately most of them are offensive (yet funny at the same time) so i can't post something like that, but i think who cares... because controversy is the blood of this blog anyway...

so in this post i just want to tell that i have to remove some of my post because some people have been complaining bout it, so i'm doing what the fans (if i have any) wanted.

so u guys will be probably seeing me again soon with other types of material of course, well despite the name this blog is not only for gossip it's more like a platform for me to rant about stuff(s).

so see you soon...

Monday, August 9, 2010

Bad Hair Days

Back when I was in high school I remember someone telling me this when she saw my legs;


"Euw... guys with hair on their legs are gross !!!"

That girl was one of my friend (and she's in my facebook too !!) and that very incident has an impact towards my perception on what girls think about body hair (or leg hair). Apparently, girls these days are fascinated with men that are shaved and smooth like a baby bottom... seeing men with hairs make them crazy and by crazy I mean vomit-inducing crazy. They just felt grossed out with the fact that men have more hair on their body.

"This turn girls ON !"

After that day my self-esteem become lower than it should have been, I have hair on my body like I was born as the brother or at least cousin of Chewbacca and I swear to myself that from now on I'm going to be hair-free to make sure people won't scream at the sight of me wearing only a hawaiian trunk.

"Ladies, meet my brother... "

The thing that I can get in the young age of 15 is the razor, the two-blade shaving razor. I spend like 6 hours removing what's left of my self-esteem. The result is amazing. My legs looked like porcelain (or maybe not). Then the painful part came, when the hair started to grow my legs is excruciatingly itchy, i started to scratch and when I start scratching my skin break down, Oh f***! ( I literally said it) my skin begin to bleed and I stopped shaving and decided to use...
WAX!!!!

well, not really a wax. it's actually Veet, the shaving cream for ladies. This one is less painful because it melt your hair (look at the picture above...) but to buy that one cream actually cost me a whole month of my allowance, back in the days I don't get to hold that much money.

Then, high school ends so those my hairless legs days, w... wait !!! It's not over... one of the girls in my class was looking at a magazine and guess what she said when she saw a picture of Hugh Jackman... "EEEEUWWW !!!!"

[psycho music in the background]

It's started all over again !!! so after that i went to the pharmacy and buy one of those things that Steve Carell use in the movie "40 Year Old Virgin", the only difference is he got an Asian lady to help him get thru it while I have to do it alone while my roommate is watching (he pretend not to see it tho')

So are girls really concern on the amount of hair a man has? I guess they are... 

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

A House Is Not A Home

it was like a billion years ago since i last posted anything in here, well it happens that the new place I'm staying doesn't have internet connection so that explains the less blogging.


ok so i have given a clue that i am staying at new house apparently i got kicked out of college because i'm not active enough

this new house that i'm stayin in is actually kinda cool and i have my own room and a fridge so it's ok, the only thing that bother me is the fact that i need to pay the rent and the electric and water bill, but that were the only sucks factor and the rest of my time in this house is actually kinda fun.

i'm not gonna tell who my roomate are but they are cool people, and by cool I mean really cool they let me let my dishes unwashed for like several days. not that i'm too lazy to clean up myself but it was the sink that suffered some minor leakage.

ok so the title says it all, the house is not considered a home if you're not happy in it, so right now i'm happy to be in it, that's all thanks.
"Not an actual picture of my house... seriously"

 
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