What Happened To The Princesses ?

Most of us grow up watching Disney princess... (it's seem embarrassing but we watched it in kindergarten, my kindergarten was run by nuns), Ever wonder what could have happened to those princesses given they still existed in our time line.

Dina Goldstein a photographer decided to give this princess the reality instead of fairy tale. She saw how's this fairy tale has an impact on the children. Although harsh it was interesting to see these damsel in distress get a real meaning of distress. Enjoy the photo below.

She's aged but she's still trying to remained as the beautiful Beauty, Belle turned to cosmetic surgery

The Little Riding Hood shows what kids nowadays is struggling with - obesity.

The truth is, Snow White married Prince Charming, but her prince doesn't give a damn about her, instead he watched TV all day long neglecting Snow White and their children.

Cinderella fallen out of her fairy tale world and end up in an infamous bar in Vancouver.

Princess Jasmine geared up for battle instead of waiting for Aladin

Cancer is still the primary killer in the world, Rapunzel is not excluded.

The Prince is still waiting for the princess to wake up, he wait and wait until he was too old to take care for himself and he end up at an old folks home, still waiting.

Have you ever heard the story about the princess and the pea where the princess have to tell that there's a pea underneath the pile of mattresses in order to capture the prince's heart. However the princess can never tell the presence of the pea because she was too distracted with what the world has become - a landfill.

 

It wasn't all happy ending in the end, the little mermaid end up in an aquarium instead of meeting her prince.

Source : Divine Caroline

5 things I like about The Biggest Loser Asia

Everyone love reality shows. One of my fave is The Biggest Loser

I like The Biggest Loser because I like seeing plus-sized (notice that I always use plus-sized instead of the F word, I don't want to offend anyone) people get tortured. TBL is like an initiation for these people before they can be accepted into the community.

Finally in 2009, Hallmark Channel had come up with an Asia edition of The Biggest Loser Asia. I was a little skeptic about it at first because almost any American-based show failed once it was Asian-ated - remember Malaysian Idol?

After the first episode, which shows the audition across Asia it already captured my attention and I can't wait for the next episode to come. So here I'm going to share 5 things i love about this show - it's not in particular order tho'.

#5 Sarimah Ibrahim 

Sarimah Ibrahim is the perfect choice for the job of hosting this show. Not only because she is a fluent English speaker and she looks Asian but also she kinda remind me of The host for American TBL, Caroline Rhea.

'Notice the resemblance, only she's blonder'

#4The show took place in Melaka (Malaysia)

I'm not a patriotic person, but when my country is put in an international television I will be most of the time proud of it. The opening credit for this show makes you think 'is this the biggest loser Asia or the biggest loser Malaysia'.

#3 Plus-sized people can finally contribute something to the Asian entertainment industry

It was a harsh reality because most of the time size is a matter in the entertainment industry, plus-sized people often failed to stay in the pedestal or they can only become either a host or comedian. With TBL, they finally can became a star of a reality show.

"Comedian, Host , Singer"

#2 The Drama is Too Real Too Be Edited

The first episode already cause drama when only few people are selected to be in the house. Most of the drama in the show involved health problems which is what we will see in the real world. Of course when 'these' people are put on a treadmill for the first time lots of things will happened.

Here's some example worth mentioning.

• Damietta sprained her ankles when she runs over a small hole.
• Kevin was dehydrated for the first time ever in his life after undergoing exercise.
• The Pinoy Alliance .

#1 It's the first ever The Biggest Loser Asia!!!

That's all for now... don't forget to check in next time for 5 things I hate about The Biggest Loser Asia... which you know will include 'The ever annoying The Pinoy Alliance' which was broken thanks to the emergence of Black Team (the contestant have to compete individually).

LASTLY

MY FAVE CONTESTANTS !!!

MARTHA (HONG KONG)

KING DAVID (INDONESIA)

AARON (MALAYSIA)

Smokers dumber than Non-Smokers

The headline is the actual title of the article that I've read. It shows that we all are just dumb people but apparently smokers are the dumber one.

"First thing in mind when talking about dumbness"

A study done in Israel on their military recruits proved that people who smoked have lower IQ compare to those who smoke less or don't smoke at all.

The earlier you started smoking the more of your intelligence level will dropped. I guessed this is one more reason for people to butt out.

I think this result of the study is true because I've seen smokers and most of them are dumb. For example, when they raised the price of a pack of cigarette, smokers still buy them although they realized that the government is ripping off their wallet.

Another example took place in my own campus, the 'No-Smoking' sign is posted on the wall and it was big enough for people to see. However these no-good-cancer-carrying-douche still smoke as if they never see the sign. I guess they saw the sign but were too dumb to know what it means...

"TEACHER: Tell me what this sign means?"

"SMOKER: Err... whau...sji#emns%d...ajslajsiwd@"

The original article is here

lady gaga pokes fun at rumors

i thought i should post about famous (real, famous) people once in a while...

everyone knows lady gaga right? there's been a rumor spread about her being a hermaphrodite (appropriate term for a lady who has dick or a men who has vajay)

in her recent magazine cover shoot, lady gaga pokes fun at the rumor by posing topless (to show she is a real lady) and also sporting a ridiculously inappropriate bulge in her pants.

pictures of the mag is below, i censored the top because i thought it was too NSFW and the bulge is indicated with a red circle. LOLO

5 Lame Attitudes That Makes You Refused To Bring The Person Out With You

So you're planning to go out on the weekends, partying is just to common so you decided to go to an island but you don't have anyone to bring with you.

Your girlfriend/boyfriend were up with their own plan and you don't want to make them think that you don't have your own life, then you told yourself, 'guess, i have to invite my friends then'.

unfortunately, you have like a thousands friends and your car can only squeezed in four more people - maximum. so you decided to thinned down the competition and choose the awesome four.

i'm not going to tell you how to choose the most awesome buddy to bring with you but instead, i'm going to guide you on people you should avoid bringing along.

it's pretty tough at first but once you started to see these five attitudes in that person,you know it's time to cross their names on your list.

#1 The Restless Complaint Machine

It's hot and your car air-cond doesn't work well, and these person started to complained and became restless through the whole journey making other feel uncomfortable as well.

This type of behavior will not only cause you to become stressed but also make other people concerned.

This video shows exactly what I mean ...



#2 The Choosy Eww-ed Face

It's in the middle of nowhere and the only restaurant you can find is a worn out stall.

Not confident about the food you decided to buy the water bottles and suddenly the person told you that he/she doesn't want to drink the bottled water because he/she was afraid of getting poisoned or something
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You decide to drink the water from the bottle to prove nothing was wrong, unfortunately the person decided to be a choosy brat and give you an 'eww face'.

"example of an eww face"

#3 The Person Who Needs Some Serious Red Bull Prescription

Above is a Red Bull drink, as we all know it's an energy drink, so #3 is a type of person who can't walk around over a period of time.

This can be apply to girls who often stereotyped as a weak creature compared to man but yet they are able to go around browsing the whole shopping mall without showing any sign of exhaustion.

Surely you don't want to bring along people who needs to take a seat once every 10 minutes.

#4 The Silent One

By silent, I meant the absolutely silent one where they only speak when you asked them something. First of all they contribute almost nothing to the trip (unless they have some skill which is relevant to your trip, but surely you don't want to bring this kinda person to a weekly karaoke session) and most of the time they are boring.

"who knows what's going on in their mind?"

#5 The Risk Avoider

You already have something you want to do in mind - unfortunately you have to cancelled it because these person refused to do anything you're planning to do.

For example, refusing to eat sushi because he/she is scared that some shit will cause him/her some stomach upset.

Or refusing to go to the Fun Fair (Amusement park for those who're not familiar with the word fun fair) because he/she was afraid some Final Destination movie thing will happened.

One advise if you meet these kinda people - ditch 'em.

"Holy S#$5@ !!!"

Besides that 5 attitude, I have more attitude for you to look at for example The Racist Comedian, The Sarcastic and lotsa more... BTW think before you bring anyone...

Credits: I don't owned credits for the picture I used, so please contact me if you suspect some copyright infringement or anything

Public Display of Affection goes Online !!!

In my last post I was talking about the problem with public display of affection (PDA). This is a continuation of that post but now we're talking about online PDA.

with the emergence of social networking like twitter, facebook and myspace (can't believe people still hooked on myspace) people are now allowed to PDA-ed online. Of course this behavior is intended to show the public how much in love these lovebirds are.

so how does online PDA work?

the most common things these people do is posting their love and affection in their updates or shoutout.. in hopes that people will notice and give feedback... LAME...

another method is to upload their oh-so-lovey-dovey photo and tagged everyone in it... (this works in facebook most of the time)

"somewhere between michelle and barack... I exist..."

that two was the most common method that i ever encountered, so if you have any suggestion don't forget to hit that comment button...

nancy welcomes michelle chin....

before this we posted about nancy's wedding and after that we posted about her pregnancy, time goes by and here's the picture of her baby taken from Zare's facebook. credit goes to her and nancy of course...

say hi to michelle chin a.k.a. nancy didit's daughter... CONGRATULATIONS !!!

now i know why purple is a no-no for plus sized people

i like to observed what people wear and i found it as an interesting sort of hobby... i'm not trying to be a fashion critic or anything because i admit that my personal style can sometime be trashy and will definitely get fine from the inspector of fashion department...

through my observation i felt something awkward when i see plus-sized people wear purple - especially dark purple. it kinda remind me of something that is not good.

something inside me told me that these people shouldn't wear purple, but i don't know why...

but now i finally found the answer thanks to my friend's keen observation.

one day i asked my friend " what is something that's big and purple"

she briefly answered " Barney, the dinosaur"

and suddenly my bulb lighten ! yes that's it !!! that's what makes it awkward all these time. they were reminding me of Barney...

"We all love Barney, right?"

and then i realized, it wasn't barney alone, there were lots of purple thing out there which reminds me of why size 12++ people should avoid purple...

the purple dude from mcdonald

say eh-oh to this fella

anyway who are me to judge what those people should wear... so just wear what you want to wear as long as you're confident. before i'm making plus-sized people more upset here's a motivation for you...

whatever size you are, just wear anything you're comfortable in

whenever you thought that you're wearing some weird piece of trash just remember this lady...

that's what i called the avatar effect!

... and it's raining in Kuching, still raining

looks like the weather won't be any sunnier anytime soon in Kuching...

I don't know why but i just liked the weather in Kuching right now, although most people hate it, I somehow loved it. 
Arggghhh... when will this rain stopped, my shoes are all muddy and wet. I spend most of my time walking whenever I go to class but since the rainy season started I have to take bus which means I have to wake up earlier.

On the contrary, looks like other places in Malaysia including the West and Sabah received less rain and more heat.. Sabah have 3 weeks of no rain while in the west of Malaysia drought is going on.

I'm not a pro in geography but isn't it weird when only Kuching recieved lots of rain. Please send some rain to the other places, they really needed them.

Hopefully heaven have internet access...

Why does some people doesn't celebrate Valentine's Day ?

This post is not intended to offend any people, I just want to tell you guys my opinion about anti valentines day attitude among some people.

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