Wow i didn't see that one coming...

i don't know if this is true but i think some people assumed that i'm the type of person who can accept any words spoken to my face and guess what i'm not...

when that happened there will definitely be a moment of silence in between the conversation. i mean the words is not that harsh nor sensitive it's just that sometimes people just don't have answer for everything.

a friend of mine was actually asking for tips on what product should he buy, because he claimed that his face is not clean enough i guess... so he was asking for my opinion and my intention was only to help so i told him that he should get [product name removed] because it's kinda good and ok and i'm an user so i know if it's ok or not.

to my surprise, he was chuckling and he said ,"then why can i still see your pore (eventhough i'm not wearing my spectacles)"...

silence...

Whoa!!! I didn't see that one coming so with a red face i think I replied, "it's genetic,"

and he was like "genetic my ass" and continue laughing.

and one of my friend trying to break the awkwardness by supporting my answer, thanks bro...

so that was it, i'm not saying that i was hurt or anything, the moral of this story is sometimes there are certain words that certain people just can't answered and doesn't mean that the word is sensitive, it's just 'no answer'...

BISH PLEASE !

I wasn't aware of the existence of this phrase until I watch Angelea of America's Next Top Model (Cycle 14) fame...

"whut....!"

So what exactly does it mean, I'm not sure about that but according to UrbanDictionary.com, the phrase is something that the brother in the hood or something equivalent to that said when they heard someone saying something stupid...

For example;

Benifa : I study like all day all night...

Brother in the hood (or something equivalent to it): Bish Please !

What we can tell from the dialogue above is, that the Miss Thangggg called Benifa is actually a lazy bish and that's why the brother said the phrase Bish Please ! when Benifa told 'em she's been studying. Get it?

Bish please can also be a verb, something that you do if you hear someone say something stupid, nonsense, etc.

Kinda hard to explain how this thing works, I just let this picture conclude it all...

If that's a little bit unclear, hopefully this one will explained it...

Now you know how to do the "Bish Please!" look...

Douchebag alert !

I guess this type of scenario happened everywhere in a working space which is people with higher position acting douchey (acting like a douchebag) towards people in lower position.

I’m going to talk about my experience with this type of people. I was in this room with my friends doing something for our project and there was this guy and obviously he’s someone who is older than us and also in higher level of education.

We were doing our thing and suddenly he came to us and in a totally unexpected ways he was telling us to back off because he wanted to do his work there, like in a totally harsh ways of telling people.

Feeling devastated but we have to back off because we were actually in his room where he is the authority so… backing up, that’s what we’re doing. I understand perfectly if that was his personality and I suspected that he got some sand stuck in his vajayjay or something but then I was wrong… he was doing that kinda act to show that he’s the boss.

We were in the room again continuing our work after he stopped us and now our big boss is with us which is in higher position than the douchey guy previously. The guy wants to use the thing that we’re using again but this time he have to face the boss. Unsurprisingly he was as delightful as a cake when he was talking to us, so the conclusion is this guy is actually a douchebag, who was trying to make people lower than him miserable.

Imagine having to face him on daily basis, that’s tough! I just wish we could hang out or something but I guess we won’t.