Monday, August 9, 2010

Bad Hair Days

Back when I was in high school I remember someone telling me this when she saw my legs;


"Euw... guys with hair on their legs are gross !!!"

That girl was one of my friend (and she's in my facebook too !!) and that very incident has an impact towards my perception on what girls think about body hair (or leg hair). Apparently, girls these days are fascinated with men that are shaved and smooth like a baby bottom... seeing men with hairs make them crazy and by crazy I mean vomit-inducing crazy. They just felt grossed out with the fact that men have more hair on their body.

"This turn girls ON !"

After that day my self-esteem become lower than it should have been, I have hair on my body like I was born as the brother or at least cousin of Chewbacca and I swear to myself that from now on I'm going to be hair-free to make sure people won't scream at the sight of me wearing only a hawaiian trunk.

"Ladies, meet my brother... "

The thing that I can get in the young age of 15 is the razor, the two-blade shaving razor. I spend like 6 hours removing what's left of my self-esteem. The result is amazing. My legs looked like porcelain (or maybe not). Then the painful part came, when the hair started to grow my legs is excruciatingly itchy, i started to scratch and when I start scratching my skin break down, Oh f***! ( I literally said it) my skin begin to bleed and I stopped shaving and decided to use...
WAX!!!!

well, not really a wax. it's actually Veet, the shaving cream for ladies. This one is less painful because it melt your hair (look at the picture above...) but to buy that one cream actually cost me a whole month of my allowance, back in the days I don't get to hold that much money.

Then, high school ends so those my hairless legs days, w... wait !!! It's not over... one of the girls in my class was looking at a magazine and guess what she said when she saw a picture of Hugh Jackman... "EEEEUWWW !!!!"

[psycho music in the background]

It's started all over again !!! so after that i went to the pharmacy and buy one of those things that Steve Carell use in the movie "40 Year Old Virgin", the only difference is he got an Asian lady to help him get thru it while I have to do it alone while my roommate is watching (he pretend not to see it tho')

So are girls really concern on the amount of hair a man has? I guess they are... 

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

A House Is Not A Home

it was like a billion years ago since i last posted anything in here, well it happens that the new place I'm staying doesn't have internet connection so that explains the less blogging.


ok so i have given a clue that i am staying at new house apparently i got kicked out of college because i'm not active enough

this new house that i'm stayin in is actually kinda cool and i have my own room and a fridge so it's ok, the only thing that bother me is the fact that i need to pay the rent and the electric and water bill, but that were the only sucks factor and the rest of my time in this house is actually kinda fun.

i'm not gonna tell who my roomate are but they are cool people, and by cool I mean really cool they let me let my dishes unwashed for like several days. not that i'm too lazy to clean up myself but it was the sink that suffered some minor leakage.

ok so the title says it all, the house is not considered a home if you're not happy in it, so right now i'm happy to be in it, that's all thanks.
"Not an actual picture of my house... seriously"

 
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