Some infrastructure in my campus had been pimped for our benefits.
We have our own water cooler / water dispenser in our faculty... two of them to be exact ! Yay !!! Free water for everyone ! Remember water is important for our metabolism.
"It also makes us prettier !!!"
Another cool addition is our vending machine now accepts cash notes ! Whee !!!
"If you look closely you can see the cashier's eyes and mouth"
Notice that our cafeteria is much cleaner that's because we got our own Flo !!!
"Although birds problem still exists (bird poo to be exact)"
But, there's still one problem need to be solved and had been a cause of students outcry in recent years, we need larger trash can !!! Larger trash can so that we can throw our large garbage into it.
No matter how resentful are you towards this particular day, there are chances that you might like one of those things I mentioned in the title.
I feel the need to put the ‘heart’ symbol into my post just to be in the mood, well, I’m not in the mood but you guys might, so to be fair I put ‘broken-hearts’ as well just to be fair to everyone.
No Lovers, More Haters
Oh boy, a lot of people had confessed their hatred towards V-Day, they blog it, tweet it and Facebook-ed it (someone should create a simpler term for ‘updating Facebook status’ – paging Mark Zuckerberg!)
Yeah, I hate it too because I have to wake up early in the morning put on my best clothing on and have to go to church, wait, what? I forgot that churches didn’t celebrate Valentine’s Day. Some people clearly need to do more researching.
Before i get my ass in trouble I think I should change the subject.
Anyway Happy Valentine’s Day to those who celebratin’ and for those who don’t believe in this day Happy Chocolate Day, Happy Buy A Teddy Bear Day or whatever appropriate.
if there's an exam for classiness I'm so getting an F, period !
this tragic incident happened at Secret Recipe.
If you order a slice of cake they will give you free drinks before 3pm (i'm so getting -1 for drinking free coffee, so not classy).
so we were wondering whether the free drinks is still available so we ask the garcons there (another -1,perhaps)
and we got our cakes and then the garcons (garcons is like the waiter guy, +1 for using french) asked us what kind of tea we want.
He was like "what tea do you want sir? Earl Grey, Darjeeling, Ceylon, English, English Breakfast, et cetera..."
Silence falls...
I don't know that drinking tea is as hard as SPM, So much for a free cup of tea.
In my mind I was about to ask the definition of each of them but that will be like -200 marks if there is 200 in 100%. What happened to Lipton, Boh, 888 or other brands.
This will definitely be in my 'Must-Not-Watch-When-Parent-Is-Around' list along with The Ellen DeGeneres Show and Macam-Macam Aznil...
"ANTM is fine to watch as long as you change the channel when the Jays appear"
My ears can't escaped the slurs made by my environment which is consist of people who's embracing homophobicness everytime shows like this is on TV. Fortunately (or unfortunately...) Star TV censored most of the gay part of ANTM Cycle 15 (Sorry Kayla) so that I can watch Ann destroy all the shorter girls and bring the grand prize home peacefully.
"We only see her as whiny little bit**h because all the "I'm struggling with my sexuality" part is removed"
So if you're one of the phobes just skip this post because I'm going to show you one of the most controversial show ever...
"Did you see it coming?! I bet you don't :-)"
Yep it's RuPaul's Drag Race !!! the show is kinda like the drag queen version of America's Next Top Model and instead of winning a modeling contract the best drag queen wins tons of makeup and also money ! ! ! It is hosted by one of the most famous drag queen everrrr... Ru Paul her/himself...
"the drag version and the drag real version... *are those boobs for real?*
This show is like a rip-off version of ANTM, in every episode the contestants will be given a challenge, mini challenge, photo shoot and a show at the judging panel. Inn RPDR (that's RuPaul Drag Race) the girls, guys, girls... whatever got their announcement in She-Mail (equivalent to the ANTM's Tyra Mail, pun is definitely intended). It's not offensive for another queen to call another queen she-male.
"They even got a drag version of Toccara... damn ! be original will you guys...!! wait, sorry I don't mean to be offensive"
The drama is the best part of this show because no other man/women can exaggerate unlike the drag queen. If you think the girls in ANTM are bitchy and cocky wait til you see the girl/guy from RPDR...Now I'm starting to get confused with the gender mix up...
Please... get over yourself ! Go home already !
So what do you think ? I know you're scared the moment you heard the voice of these women/men... :-)
I like Mi/Maggi Goreng, I don’t have any specific favourite but I always bought this brand which is imported from our neighbour country because they offered more choices. As you can see I’m avoiding myself from saying the brand’s name to avoid any hot soup from being poured to my face and that is actually a metaphor, i mean the hot soup is a metaphor…
“You get five seasonings instead of one, another exciting part of cooking mi goreng”
The special thing about this brand is they actually included an additional packet which contained something that they claimed to be bawang goreng (translation: fried onion?)
“and the company also produce this…”
The ‘bawang goreng’ thing is also called kriuk kriuk which in Indonesia is actually what we call here as keropok or that crispy leftover stuff you get when your fry chicken or pisang goreng.
The thing is it doesn’t look like the typical bawang goreng nor taste like one. So it’s often neglected and doesn’t get to be in the mi goreng (I’d like to show you a picture of our box of neglected kriuk kriuk but that could mean another law suit)
Why don’t we put it in our mi goreng? First, it taste like a burnt food and second it’s just weird to eat crispy noodle, you know the feeling of the noodle not well-cooked, that’s the feeling you get. besides, the physical appearance of the thing is quite creepy, we’ll never know what it was made from (remember the story of bawang goreng is actually made from plastic straw? that particular level of creepiness)
“Oh, and they make it 5X more, 5X more nightmare…”
Anyway, if anyone ask me “Meggi biasa or Meggi goreng”… you’ll definitely know what my answer will be…
I don’t know if there’s any guide on Facebook etiquette out there but I don’t bother find one myself because I have the right guide just for all my fellow Facebook friends.
I will publish Facebook do’s and don'ts every once in a while.So cross your legs and let’s start our class.
Lesson # 1
Ms Doe ” OMG ! I was stalked by this weird guy in my friend list “
Shown above is one example of status update that I often saw on my friend’s wall. This is the kinda status that make you less classy and more cheesy and I’m here to throw away those cheese because too much cheese can be fattening.
DON’T
add people that you don’t know. how does that weird stalker end up in your friend list unless you add him/her yourself. remember, the more friend you have in Facebook, the less you have in the real world. for your own safety only add those that you know.
DO
set your privacy level to only friends to prevent stranger from looking at your profile unless you want … attention and the last thing you want is for people to call you attention whore.
No Lovers, More Haters
