The Family Guys

Here's Ezral and Peter (Family Guy). Both of them are people whom life revolved around their families, means family is very important to them.

At least one of them isn't dim-wited ... :-)

HOSTEL IS A PAIN IN THE ASS

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no... not the crap movie by eli roth, i'm talking bout the hostel that the students are staying in kay.

so the semester's gonna end soon, so the hostel committee is doing the registration and checking who's in and who's out.

i am definitely swimming in a hot soup right now cause i only have like 3 stamps

stamps - a.k.a. cop kolej which are required to be collected to make sure you can still stay in the college

i have to admit that i'm not an active resident but hopefully they will give me another chance this semester or else i'm gonna live somewhere i don't like.

okay so here's a story about the most controversial college ever

last semester they only want smart ass people in their college and this semester they have set new rules, lucky me i will never going to be in that college, the rules is super strict and they have no wi-fi... not to mention the table can only fit like your notebook alone... it's like living in a capsule hotel or something.

they have this system where every wrongdoings have to be fined with some fee. well, everyone is complaining...

anyway wishing everyone good luck for their exam.

next semester people from the east wing will migrate here so "welcome!". finally they can experience living in a house with real bathroom...

i know it's recession time but find a better way to make money will ya.

"You Can Smell The Food From Your Seat !!!"

when i was an innocent child my mind hasn't been raped by the harsh reality of world... I always imagine about anything. One thing i remembered is that I want to fly to the sky and sit on the cloud and eat it - hopefully it taste like a cotton candy. Now I know that the cloud is just made out of frozen H20.

One time I told my mum that I hope it can rain candies or jelly beans or something cause she won't buy me those kinda stuff.

Then, in 2009 I stumble upon a trailer of a new movie. Where raining foods are made possible - that's when I fall in love with 'Cloudy, With a Chance of Meatballs'. It's loosely based on a children book with the same title but I never read the book, so...

I was very excited when I see the movie hoping to see it in 3D but my friend was like 'Hey, see if it's any good first", cause he was mad that I refuse to watch Pandorum.

The movie is about a guy named Flint Lockwood who was obsessed with invention, he lives in a town called Swallow Falls. The town depends on sardines as their main economy resource but when the sardine company's closed the town started to fall leaving overflow of sardines which pushed its residence to eat sardine and nothing but sardine.

Then, Flint decided to create a machine called FLDSMDFR which stands for 'Flint Lockwood Diatonic Super Mutating Dynamic Food Replicator'... which supposed to end the sardine-famine that's been happening at the town.

Anna Faris (Scary Movie 1-4) is in the movie too... she played the voice of Sam Sparks a weather girl who was reporting at Swallow Falls. Then, she become Flint's love interest.

When the machine started to make food rains, sardines are no longer their staple. Flint's father is a sample of typical egoistic dad who uses metaphores to give advice to their son. I mean they love you but they don't want to show it directly. Flint's relationship with his dad hasn't been going on well due to his dad disapproval of his interest in inventing stuff - cause Flint tend to fail.

The plot kicks in when the machine started to mutate causing the food it produce to became mutant food like kung-fu roasted chicken for example.

So it was Flint's responsibility to fix this with the help of his friend. So what's gonna be next. Go watch this. I can guarantee you'll be hungry for food after you watch this. Going to Hartz Chicken !!!

3 1/2 out of 5

NEEDY KILLED JENNIFER'S BODY

[WARNING: SPOILER ALERT] Please discontinue reading the post if you don't want me to spoil the plot for you...

The story started with a girl named Needy (Amanda Seyfried) who was put into an asylum for a reason which will be told later in the movie... The story takes place in a small town called Hell's Kettle

Hey, I'm 'Needy' not 'Nerdy '

Needy is of course as everyone knows is Jennifer's BFF (Megan Fox), so she developed a lesbi-gay (oh... I like this words) relationship with Jen which of course is not wrong in our society, if two girls holding hands it's ok but if two guys did... well I don't wanna go there.

Needy is a cocky and less pretty teenage girl and people doesn't seem to understand how she can become Jennifer's buddy, well obviously if I'm short I'll be around shorter people then I can look taller, I guess it's the same case for Jennifer...

Jennifer: I'm hot *giggles*

Needy: Pffff

Then one night the girls went to a small gig by a small indie band with a 'Brandon Flowers wannabe' singer named Nikolai (Adrien Brody)

The stupid band is called 'Low Shoulder'... if the lead singer is smarter Jennifer won't have to be evil... so this band came to the small town with an intention to find a virgin to sacrifice her to the devil in order for them to get popularity, hey we did this too in Malaysia, it's called susuk...

okay so out of all the places they choose a bar to get a virgin, I mean, c'mon VIRGIN IN A BAR!!! that's so stupid, I don't recall any virgin who choose to hang out in the bar, why don't they find it somewhere else - church perhaps? Wait! I remember the singer worshiped Satan so he could be avoiding religious place for that reason...

Stupidity no.2... seriously if I was looking at Jennifer I will definitely scratch her out of my 'VIRGIN' list...

'Do I looked like I'm virgin?'

 Then, the bar caught on fire, the band took that chance to kidnapped Jennifer in their 'Scooby Doo Mysteries Van'. Needy decided to go home. Then one night, she was visited by Jennifer who was covered in blood and she's hungry. Needy was scared but not cos of Jen but she's terrified when Jen eats her mom's $20 turkey...

"Hey my mum bought that in the supermarket !" she screamed.

"Oh yeah you want it back", said Jennifer. Then she puke a huge amount of pricky substance that looked like oil spill. She left Needy...

After that incident, killing of high school boy started and the stupid band, Low Shoulder is now geting more popular... Needy were suspicious so she decided to do some research, luckily her school library has a 'demon's section' so she doesn't have to search in wikipedia.

ROARRR !!!

she find out that Jennifer becomes evil because she was a fake sacrifice, the band is not smart enough to verify's Jennifer and assumed that she's a virgin. When they killed jennifer, she's not dead but she turned as flesh-eating evil girl.

so, more killing happened. needy was confused but jennifer confessed to her about it and decided to share a lesbi-gay kiss with her, thanks to lembaga pelapisan filem negara, that scene is cut (DAMN!)


at the prom nite, hungry jennifer decided to eat Chip which is needy's boyfriend, by the time Needy was there Chip is already weakened. Needy was nearly eaten by Jennifer but was saved by Chip who died later.

In her prom dress, needy was determined to seek revenge, she planned to kill Jennifer.

Then Needy find Jennifer who was weakened in her room and killed her, I thought the catfight would lasts longer, but it only took Needy 5 minutes to killed Jennifer, then Needy was caught and she was send to the Juvenile.

Bitten by jennifer, needy inherits jeniffer's power and she used it to seek revenge, she went to visit the band who was responsible for destroying needy's perfect high school life.

[the end]

wait, don't go out of the cinema yet, the killings happened during the credits...

100th post !!!

thegossipgeek celebrates 100th post

thanks everyone for supporting and reliving this blog, this blog had transformed from local gossip hub to be your entertainment place

there's more to it than gossip

i've added more segments to my blog like fashion, grooming, movie, music, blog, television and more to come so keep checking back

thanks for my guest blogger from TAYLORsayWHAT and my fashion advisor, without you guys i won't achieved this number of posts

i know i have no loyal follower but looking at the feedback i got online and offline, thegossipgeek will be here for a long time...

LOLO, thanxxx

YNTM Episode 5: Walking Tall

Previously on YNTM:

The girls get their makeovers, some of them were happy and some of them were not !
at their scary photoshoot inspired by classic monsters and haunts, most of them flops!
but in the end Annesya was eliminated. Who will be eliminated tonite?

Last week, Atan promised to Patsy that he will changed back Patsy from Ice Queen to her normal hair color.

Patsy:  Atan said that my color doesn't compliment my personality, but I don't want that to be an excuse for the judges to send me home.

Sabatini reminisce her moment in the bottom two with her friend, Julianne.

Sabatini:  Since the casting, me and Julianne had been the closest compare to the other girls...
Yeah if only you communicate with the others *sigh*...

Then, Julianne confess to Sabatini that she is giving up, though she have one best photo, she didn't think the judges see potential in her as she is called almost last in every judging.

The other girls were unhappy when they saw Jane's photo as a digital art in the house, they thought she was fake.

Marly: She hates her makeover but in front of the judges she was like loving her makeover.

Tatang: She was annoying...

Jane: I don't care if the other girls hate me, I know I'm their competition.. I'm trying to stay away from drama

Back at the house the girl recieved yet another puzzling ATAN MAIL which states:

"dance on the stage - tights not required"

short and incomplete yet confusing, just like an haiku.

The girls guessing another dance challenge which makes Julianne heart gets high in excitement, we all know how she did in the previous dance photo shoot... yeah we remember that...

yeah we also remember her last week photoshoot where she portrays an assasin

just a picture to remind you

Meanwhile, as promised Patsy was taken to the salon so she can get her makeover...

back to black !!!

Then, the girls were brought to a dance studio, where they meet Mr Carl, their runway coach extraordinaire which until now his face is still not revealed...

the girls then learned that they were wrong about the Atan Mail, as supposed to dancing they will be having they walking 101 today. Why state 'dance' in the mail,

3 Reasons Why The Atan Mail relate dancing to walking

*they have to capture the gracefulness of a dancer*

*they have to have good dancer posture*

*they have to wear out-of-this-world 6 inch ballet shoes stilettos*

and to add something to the training session, Mr Carl invited last season's runner up aka Kristin-The-Walker/Dancer

Claimed by Mr Carl himself as the best walker, Kristin shows the girls how to walk in the killer stilletos. In case you're curious on how these stiletto can kills here's something to provoke your mind...

 Ok... then the girls were asked to walk... Lora was praised for her elegance but were asked to speed up her pace a bit, Then Sheilla fell down five times...

OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH!

the rest of the girls did their best but recieved a warning from Mr Carl that they should practice cause everyone knows practice makes perfect...

PRACTICE! PRACTICE! PRACTICE!

The next day the girls were taken to a runway show by one of the famous t-shirt designer, Ezou Ezral... they have to wear his new design and were required to dance to the tune of Mozart No. 40

Lora as usual do well.
Mimi was a bit confused looking but remain pretty...
Sheilla despite of her injury remain fierce!
Patsy's walk like she should even with her now damaged (you're not supposed to bleach and dye back your hair in the same week) hair.
Sabatini's robotic
Marly's walking too slow
Jane... boring... nice hair tho
Tatang walk too fast and she forgot to dance
Julianne's walk is lack of energy

Then the girl were told that the runway show is a challenge and the winner will get a chance to be in photoshoot of Seven Teen magazine.

Lora was announced the winner and pick Marly and Patsy to accompany her.

lora and marly Seven Teen photo

Suddenly, Sheilla felt pain in her legs then she was rushed by paramedics to the hospital. She was told that she have minor injury in her legs after she fall on the training session.

Then the girl recieved an Atan Mail about their next photoshoot.

the girls will be shooting a photo for a shoes ad... they will be put on a huge swings.

Sheilla was unable to go to the shoot as she's still hospitalised, someone's in jeopardy...

Julianne was totally uninspired by the photo shoot it shows in her picture. Ms Wan gives her motivation but her attempt fail when Julianne's burst into tears telling her that she feels like giving up...

Tatang is not complaining, surprising! She managed to channel her fierceness.

Patsy was told by Ms Wan that her photo will look better if she was blonde... which causes her to frown...

Mimi looked gorgeous though she struggles with her swings.

Jane though is 'blah' in pohotoshoot her pictures always turned up gorgeous.

Lora need to elongate her body.

Marly looked a little confused which works for her shoot.

Back at the house, Sabatini was listening to Julianne's thought.

Sabatini: You have to be strong...

Julianne: I don't know if I can handle this anymore, I want to be here but my performance just not as good as I expected...

Sabatini: You're still here and that means the judges believe in you.

Julianne: [wiping tears and leave]

SOB...SOB..SOB...SOB...

Judging

A mini challenge for the girls, where they have to walk for Atan, Sheilla was excused for her injury and she was told she will be judged base on her overall performance because she's not having her photoshoot.

Jane was told to have some personality and not depending on her looks all the time. Wait a minute when is the time you see a model have personality except for Naomi Campbell.

Lora's voted as the best walker but need to stepped up the game with a good photo.

Julianne photo is interesting but not the best in the bunch.

Patsy's extra makeover doesn't do anything to her photo.

Mimi was questioned by the judge whether she really wants to be YNTM.

Elimination

Lora was called first for her good performance for the week

Bottom Two

Sheilla nearly end up in the bottom but her past performance saves her and she was told that her injury won't be an excuse

Patsy's makeover doesn't gain her anything and her photo fell flat

the judges thought that Julianne's giving up... it shows everywhere...

so whoe goes home?  home?home?

Eliminated

Julianne was send home...

Atan gives Patsy her photo and asked Julianne; "feeling like you giving up a bit?"

Julianne nodded and cried..." Thank you, Atan, thank you guys". She leaves the competition...

" I just feel like I'm not doing this anymore but at the same time I want to show them that I have something to contribute, but I guess i'm not gonna do that anymore... I hope Sabatini will go far...", Julianne in her exit interview.

Do you think Julianne deserve to go?

A.Yes she does

B. No, Patsy should go home

C. Sheill is the weakest of the week, she should get the boot...

guilty pleasures... my favorite facebook apps

facebook is the most popular social site today, one of its attraction is the applications. for me, i can totally say that i am addicted to facebook bcause of the apps and i spend like 6 hours a day using the apps alone. GOSH! that's a lot of time !

6 hours a day
6 X 7 days = 42 hours a week 
42 X 7 weeks = 294 hours a month
294 X 12 = 3528 hours a year

That's like 147 days a year, I spend almost half of my life in a year on facebook !!!

OK so FYI I do have life but facebook-ing is like an addiction, k... i just need some help...

here's 7 of my favorite apps, blame them for my addiction, blame them !

#7 Celebrity Agent

FYI, Daniel Craig never exists in Celebrity Agent

imagine yourself as an agent for top hollywood celebs, you get money everytime your celebs get the buzz, you got badges everytime you collect certain celebs... BADGES !!!

#6 Sorority Life

Why stiletto logo... oh i see, it does shaped like an S and L...

it's been a man's dream (or at least my dream) to go to a sorority and meet all those hawt chicks, sorority life give me that kinda chance to explore the life of a sorority girls, now i know all they do is 'socialize', 'fight', 'glam' themselves, and the house mom gives 'em brownie points everytime they did a good job...

#5 Rock Legend

Golden harp with strings of flame... that can only happened in Rock Legend

this is the game for those who don't get to play Guitar Hero on their game console - like myself. get groupies and travel the world - it gets better and better...

#4 SuperPoke Pets

HA HA... LAUGH AND DIE

From the guys who brought you SuperPoke, now comes SuperPoke pets where you can adopt the pig, tiger, turtle and rabbit from the SuperPoke fame, as you leveled up your pet grow too, watch your pet grow bigger and finally die of obesity... (just look at the turtle's belly (picture above))

#3 Barn Buddy

Somebody feed the dog please... !!!

a game for farmer wannabes... there's a lot of farming game in facebook, but barn buddy cut the hassle for you, the plant will never rot (did your hear that Farmville? rotting veggies sucks!) , no need to refill the water can (Country Story eat your heart out !) and you can get a dog to watch your farm (Farm Town anyone?). I even do some campaigning to get 10 friends so I can get the dog for free, i named the dog Balang as a tribute to my dad's dog...

#2 Mafia Wars

Not suitable for works !!!

if The Godfather is your favorite movie, this apps will too... from New York to Cuba to Russia to Bangkok. I don't know why I like this app so much, it's just satisfying to see myself killing people as i leveled up...

#1 Pet Society

Nice staircase

with over a million players one couldn't defy that this game is the best, one person even describe that PSA Syndrome exists - PSA stands for Pet Society Addiction, people actually skips work to play this game !!!

There you go, my 7 deadly facebook sins, what's yours... if any leave your comments in the comment box...